McFreedom

Boy, you have to respect the cojones of those Iraqis. We lent the UN inspectors a U-2 for airial surveilance. Blix & Co. asked the Iraqis to garauntee that they it won't be "accidentally" shot down.

Iraq's Response? "Well, sure, we'd love to garauntee they won't get shot down, but unfortunately, since the US keeps blowing up our radar whenever we try to shoot down one of their fighters, we're not quite sure what exactly is flyring around up there, and we've kinda run out of radars. So, tell you what, you give us permission to get some really good radar that's on the banned list, and we'll use that to track the U-2s, and then you can be sure we won't accidentally shoot them down."

And then, of course, you have Deputy Prime Minister Aziz, who promises "[T]o be more forthcoming in the future replying to all their needs in a way that will satisfy them." Let's see here, let's peak over that Resolution 1441 thing again, Mr. Aziz. I think I'm missing the part that says, "Will promise no later than the end of January to actually start cooperating someday soon." Could you help me find it, please?