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Friday, February 14, 2003

 

Valentine's Day Cards

This year, I dug through all the Valentine's Day cards, looking for one I wouldn't be embarassed to give my wife. There are the big genres - sappy and funny - but, beyond those, all cards seem to fall into three basic classes: "U R so hot will U sleep with me?" "I'm sorry I never help you around the house and/or get drunk all the time and/or beat you up and/or we fight all the time, but I bought you a card, so will U sleep with me?" and "You are a goddess among women who never does anything I ever disagree with and I'm so not worthy to even be in the same room with you." What I'm looking for but can never find is something more along the lines of, "I think we make a great team and I can't imagine how either of us would survive without the other." Preferrably from the mildly sappy school.





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